just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
