I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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