Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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