Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Im part way to drunk.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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