White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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