So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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