I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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