They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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