Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just blew my weed a kiss
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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