well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
