It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
