Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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