party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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