Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
how drunk are you?
Several
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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