thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
