in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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