we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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