Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
