Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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