believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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