I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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