The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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