first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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