I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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