Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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