At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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