You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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