I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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