I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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