bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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