like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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