What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
