Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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