Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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