Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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