She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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