How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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