boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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