it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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