Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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