Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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