It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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