Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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