I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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