Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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