dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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