Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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