we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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