his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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