You surviving the open bar?
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no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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