She is in my trunk
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
