i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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