Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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