is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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