people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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